fuck the police if you know what i mean
okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case
a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red
MADI I CAN’T COPY PASTE ANYMORE
my dad just messaged me on facebook and
nO itS CUtE NO Be MEaN tO nOSE
BIG NOSE NOT LIKE NOSE NO
y u coVER nosE?
GoT NOSE JOB oveR A YEAR Ago to fiX NOSE AND NOSE STILL UGLY?????
i made a thing
im still laughing at this
Holy dang, this this really what I think it is? Apparently so.
ONE like and ONE reblog ONLY. No excuses. Okay? Okay.
You don’t need to be following me, but I’ll throw in something special if you are! I’ll throw in something EXTRA special if you live in the Las Vegas/Pahrump/Henderson area, regardless if you’re following me or not.
You need to be comfortable giving me your name and address.
I can only ship to people within the US of A. I’ll take care of the cost and yeah.
NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. I will be checking.
The TWO winners will be randomly chosen on Saturday, June 8th.
WHAT YOU WILL BE GETTING.
First place will receive:
- Two HOMESTUCK SHIRTS of your choice. It can be anything from God Tier, Trickster, Genderbent, OC, cannon, you name it I’ll make it. It can be trolls, kids, I DON’T CARE.
- CANDY. It can be any sort of candy you want. Be it gummy bears, twizzlers, lollipops, gumballs, yeah. Even the candy that is hard to find in stores, I’ll try to get a bag of it for you. AS LONG AS IT’S NOT CHOCOLATE.
- Four CAR STICKERS. I can make God Tier aspects, troll signs, and kid symbols. Even if you don’t have a car, they can be used as stickers for notebooks, laptops, yeah yeah. And they can last up to FIVE YEARS.
- A $10 Target gift card featuring a bunch of poker playing dogs. Like I said, the red background and the green table have a fuzzy texture.
Second place will receive:
- One Homestuck shirt, two car decals, and the candy of your choice.
GOOD LUCK, AND LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN.
I WANT THESE DECALS SO BADLY OMF
30 day OTP challenge: NSFW!Version (Larythe)
Day twenty-four: Shy
AN: Inspiration (but Sebastian’s are smaller and frillier). Frottage! This was the only thing I could think of that would make Sebastian shy. :3
Everything was going normally, Julian and Sebastian stripping as they kissed ferverously on the bed, until Sebastian stops and puts his hand on Julian’s chest.
I Swear To God fINE u impatient shit >:((((((((((